April 23, 2014

Life is too short for traffic...


Chris Gall
“It is more fun to drive a slow car fast than to drive a fast car slow.”
Abner Perney
Guy Stauber
"Automobiles are not ferocious.... it is man who is to be feared."
Robbins B. Stoeckel
C.F. Payne
"Walking isn't a lost art — one must, by some means, get to the garage."
Evan Esar
Paul Cox
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
-Steven Wright
John Mattos
"Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus."
Françoise Sagan
Gary Kelley
"A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial."
- Andrew Malcolm
Goni Montes
"The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond."
Edward McDonagh
Michal Dziekan
"No other man-made device since the shields and lances of ancient knights fulfills a man's ego like an automobile."
- Lord Rootes
Orlando Arocena
"The car has become... an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete."/font>

Marshall McLuhan
Mark T. Smith
"And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system."
Robert Brault
Tim Bower
"A commuter tie-up consists of you - and people who for some reason won't use public transit."
- Robert Brault
Niklas Asker
“Life is too short for traffic." 
Dan Bellack
Bill Sanderson
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG."
- Bill Gates
James Bennett
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin
Ted Wright
"Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer. "
- Author Unknown
David Johnson
"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it."
Dudley Moore
Ricardo Martinez
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. "
Jason Love
Mark Summers
"And then the car was beside him, not idling but panting like a deadly animal which may or may not be tamed." 
Stephen King
André Kutscherauer
"Two-hundred forty horsepower isn't enough to move me anymore. Enough to move my body, yes, but not my soul."
S.A. Sachs
Maria Corte Maidagan
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
Doug Larson
Kent Barton
"Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car."
E.B. White
Chase Stone
"The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man."
Marshall McLuhan

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