July 18, 2013
Pick Your Poison
"Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable."
"I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it."
- Bill Hicks
"Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suiside."
"Drinking is the soldier's pleasure."
- John Dryden
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
Robin P. Williams
"When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image."
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
"It is now proven, beyond a doubt, that smoking is a leading cause of statistics."
"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."
- W. C. Fields
"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar."
"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly."
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."
"Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Maria Corte Maidagan
"Perfection is such a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco."
Mark T Smith
"When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading."
"A cigar has "â€¦a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
"I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host."
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Drugs are a bet with your mind."
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
" There was a young lady named Mae
Who smoked without stopping all day;
As pack followed pack,
Her lungs first turned black,
And eventually rotted away."
Edward Gorey, Floating Worlds: The Letters of Edward Gorey & Peter F. Neumeyer
"My smoking might be bothering you, but it's killing me.
Andrew R Wright
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
- Ernest Hemingway
"To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life work."
"A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman."
E.G. Bulwer Lytton
Richard Solomon Artists Representative
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