July 18, 2013

Pick Your Poison

David Palumbo
"Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable."
- G.K. Chesterton
Bill Sanderson
"I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it."
- Bill Hicks
James Bennett
"Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suiside."
Kurt Vonnegut
David Johnson
"Drinking is the soldier's pleasure."
- John Dryden
Patrick Arrasmith
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
Robin P. Williams
Tim Bower
"When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image."
Paul Cox
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
W.C. Fields
Murray Kimber
"It is now proven, beyond a doubt, that smoking is a leading cause of statistics."
Fletcher Knebel
CF Payne
"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."
- W. C. Fields
John Mattos
"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar."
Mark Twain
Dongyun Lee
"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly."
Winston Churchill
Murray Kimber
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar Wilde
Rudy Gutierrez
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
W.C. Fields
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."
Benjamin Franklin
Gary Kelley
"Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Maria Corte Maidagan
"Perfection is such a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco."
Emile Zola
Mark T Smith
"When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman
Ricardo Martinez
"A cigar has "รข€¦a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
Horace Greely
Ted Wright
"I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host."
- Dorothy Parker
Michal Dziekan
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields
Niklas Asker
"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you."
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Guy Stauber
"Drugs are a bet with your mind."
- Jim Morrison
Goni Montes
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
- Mark Twain
Tyler Jacobson
" There was a young lady named Mae
Who smoked without stopping all day;
As pack followed pack,
Her lungs first turned black,
And eventually rotted away."
- Edward Gorey, Floating Worlds: The Letters of Edward Gorey & Peter F. Neumeyer
Eric Drooker
"My smoking might be bothering you, but it's killing me.
- Anonymous
Andrew R Wright
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
- Ernest Hemingway
Mark Summers
"To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life work."
- Mignon McLaughlin
Jason Seiler
"A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman."
- E.G. Bulwer Lytton

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