Once upon a time a young bastard named Francisco Pizarro grew up to be an explorer. Somewhere along the way he managed to conquer the Incan Empire, mainly due to the fact that no Inca warrior could in good conscience hit a man in ruffles.
Historical facts aside, here is the man as modeled by a decidedly gentler Gregory Manchess. Although, I have been on the receiving end of this look before. All I'm saying is, don't even so much as joke with the man that Thomas Kinkaid is your favorite painter. You've been warned.